ShaaBurn

Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’

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lolsofunny:

My dog tree finally started to grow

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thedailywhat:

Yearbook Quote of the Day: Eight high school seniors with the last name Nguyen joined forces to bring us the year’s best yearbook quote:

We know what you’re thinking, and no, we’re not related!

(Embiggen.)

[hypervocal]

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My dad announces he’s going for a run…

So my mum screws up her face, grabs her boob, shakes it twice and says “okay” gruffly.

All in front of me. I don’t know what to feel….. o_o

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heyfunniest:

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